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UkeFox
Well you see my mother was a sassafrass, and my father the same.

Lily @UkeFox

Age 28, Female

United States

Joined on 5/5/11

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Posted by UkeFox - March 25th, 2016


If you're interested message me for examples and prices

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Posted by UkeFox - February 25th, 2016


 


Posted by UkeFox - February 15th, 2016


Needing constant validation from friends that you don't suck also blows I don't recommend it as a personality type

It takes up a lot of your time and it's just it's not fun


Posted by UkeFox - February 12th, 2016


A very naughty, adult item is coming in the mail today and my dad is here.

How do I cover up this giant purple dick?


Posted by UkeFox - February 2nd, 2016


Apparently a 'neomasculinity' anti-women, pro-legalizing rape, fuckhead group is gonna be holding a meeting in my hometown while I'm up there visiting my mom and sister.

Cool cool. Definitely not a disturbing thing to think about.

 


Posted by UkeFox - January 30th, 2016


I'm on twitter god help me

https://twitter.com/furryindenial


Posted by UkeFox - January 26th, 2016


Have twice the amount of followers/watchers/fans/exposure you do

What

The actual

Fuck

That shit pisses me off so bad fuuuck oh my loooord

 


Posted by UkeFox - December 25th, 2015


I just got back from a Christmas Eve party

My family decided to try out my bone conduction headphones at the moment I was playing an h3h3productions video, at the exact moment he was saying "Maybe shoving the champagne bottle up my ass wasn't a good idea, you fucked me right guys"

My conservative, religious Texan family heard this. I don't even know what I

I didn't realize until too late that it had gotten to that part

They're gonna think I was watching hardcore porn


Posted by UkeFox - December 24th, 2015


But I have so few friends and they're all up their boyfriend's asses and they'd much rather go on and on about how the dick in their life is the best thing they've ever experienced

And I'm just

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Posted by UkeFox - May 28th, 2015


Pretty sure it's ebola one of you cunts send me chicken noodle soup