Well you see my mother was a sassafrass, and my father the same.
Age 28, Female
United States
Joined on 5/5/11
Posted by UkeFox - December 25th, 2015
I just got back from a Christmas Eve party
My family decided to try out my bone conduction headphones at the moment I was playing an h3h3productions video, at the exact moment he was saying "Maybe shoving the champagne bottle up my ass wasn't a good idea, you fucked me right guys"
My conservative, religious Texan family heard this. I don't even know what I
I didn't realize until too late that it had gotten to that part
They're gonna think I was watching hardcore porn
argh i feel bad for ya :(
Whipped cream is like the most chemically advanced thing you can buy without a license, hope your normal 'poo can get it out, and there's no damage O_o
I guess some older folks believe that seeing garbage, can promote garbage behavior in children, but you're all growed up now, right? I'm sure your folks know a few dirty jokes they heard from Richard Pryor or a Lenny Bruce LP or some shit...
They're all get sticks wedged so far up their asses, I doubt they've ever really listened to any comedians besides like Blue Collar Comedy.
I'm 20 and they get freaked out when I know about sex toys and how coke dealers make their employees handle cocaine, but it's like am I the weird one for knowing that or are you just the ignorant one who never googles random facts? Same thing with comedy, they think that sense of humor might be weird and unfunny, but watching the shit they think is funny is mind numbing
I think the distinction in all of this, is the type of humor.. would it even be relevant? I'm not much for city/rap music because I live in the country, and most happy there. Guess the same can be said of humor too, different strokes for different folks and all.
But above that, is how we conduct ourselves in public, and that's changed drastically in the past 40 years. Really sucks to see so many people spending so much time on smartphones, when they're actually outside, in the process of doing something atypical... or sometimes too typical. Bet your folks know who Emily Post was lol
It's because you're gay
-Monster64
Well yeah obviously
VicariousE
Ah the perils of non-mainstream media IRL. I've always been careful of my tech around older folks, never know when they'll whip out a spear and start attacking a monitor... nice party?
UkeFox
The food was garbage but it was pretty fun, played that pie in the face game with the kids and now my hair could use a wash to get the whipped cream out of it :P