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UkeFox
Well you see my mother was a sassafrass, and my father the same.

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Uh oh

Posted by UkeFox - February 12th, 2016


A very naughty, adult item is coming in the mail today and my dad is here.

How do I cover up this giant purple dick?


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Say it's a gummy worm.

But what if he wants a bite? Shit's expensive to replace and also made of silicon and machinery

Um.. say it's a mother's day gift?