A very naughty, adult item is coming in the mail today and my dad is here.
How do I cover up this giant purple dick?
Well you see my mother was a sassafrass, and my father the same.
Lily
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BlueAlpha14
Say it's a gummy worm.
UkeFox
But what if he wants a bite? Shit's expensive to replace and also made of silicon and machinery